Sunday, October 31, 2010

The ninja squad (1986)

This is crap cinema!
Maybe the worst film for ninjas ever made.
What can you say about a ninja named Gordon and his fatal opponent Ivan the Red?
Something wrong happens here when you see that every ninja looks like a white american. 
The story is about the conflict between Gordon and Ivan, when the second one starts killing every ninja till Gordon accepts his challenge.
Highlights included the fantastic Ninja headbands (all ninjas need a headband that announces their ninja status), the ninja shell suits and the urban cameo ninja.
Actually there is another movie with Billy, Gordon's student (is he really a ninja?)
fighting a gang who killed his mother and his friends.
I think this film would be best viewed while drunk.

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